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- Faster than a toddler can make a mess in a tidy room.
- Faster than a teenager says ‘I’m bored’ during summer vacation.
- Faster than grandparents offering you food at a family gathering.
- Faster than a cat disappears at the sound of a vacuum cleaner.
- Faster than a dog spotting a squirrel in the park.
- Faster than a kid untying a knot when promised ice cream.
- Faster than a battery drains on a phone watching cat videos.
- Faster than a cookie disappears at a diet club meeting.
- Faster than a rumor spreads in high school.
- Faster than a GPS recalculates when you miss a turn.
- Faster than a shopper grabs the last sale item on Black Friday.
- Faster than a light turns red when you’re running late.
- Faster than a newbie hits ‘like’ on social media.
- Faster than a child sneaks into a candy jar.
- Faster than a cat licks its bowl clean.
- Faster than an eyeliner smudges on a hot day.
- Faster than a new couple says ‘I love you’ in a rom-com.
- Faster than a popcorn kernel pops in the microwave.
- Faster than a bubble bursts when it touches grass.
- Faster than a kid loses interest in a new toy.
- Faster than a sneeze after sniffing pepper.
- Faster than a boss assigns work on a Friday afternoon.
- Faster than a cat claims a new box.
- Faster than socks disappear in the laundry.
- Faster than a pizza vanishes at a sleepover.
- Faster than people appear when you open a pack of gum.
- Faster than a driver honks in rush hour traffic.
- Faster than a new gym membership is forgotten.
- Faster than ice cream melts on a sunny day.
- Faster than a toddler presses a ‘send’ button on your phone.
- Faster than a dog hears a treat bag opening.
- Faster than a yawn spreads in a meeting.
- Faster than a cat jumps on a keyboard.
- Faster than water boils when you’re watching it.
- Faster than a kid escapes bath time.
- Faster than a tourist snaps a photo.
- Faster than an awkward silence follows a bad joke.
- Faster than gum loses its flavor.
- Faster than an alarm clock gets snoozed on Monday.
- Faster than a cat finds the warmest spot in the house.
- Faster than a dad says ‘When I was your age’.
- Faster than a phone drops to 1% battery when you need it most.
- Faster than a trend changes on social media.
- Faster than a balloon pops near a cactus.
- Faster than a student volunteers for extra credit.
- Faster than a shopper swipes a credit card on payday.
- Faster than a chocolate bar disappears in a purse.
- Faster than a kid answers ‘I don’t know’ to ‘What happened here?’
- Faster than a pet hears its food being opened.
- Faster than an eyelash falls into your eye during a date.
